Back when I was 15 or so--you know back when I was a hazacrazaecooke or possibly even a Julydude-- I received a forward. One of those just for girls, like you know "you know you are a girl if" or "10 Facts about Girls" or something like that. Anyway one of the things was a variation of this:
"It's impossible to put mascara on without opening your mouth"
I have spent the past 7 years putting mascara on with my mouth closed.