S- Hayley, do you have a boyfriend?
T- Nope (answering without the usual of-course-I-don't laugh) I am working on it.
S- Do you still go to school?
T- Yup. I am in my last year of college.
S- So, you are probably never getting married.
T- Ooh. I still probably will.
S- Hayley, if you don't have a boyfriend why do you wear a wedding ring? (referring to ring I wear on my middle finger)
Kids these days. Still. Always.
I was overjoyed to tell her I had a crush on a boy.