While I was at the dentist getting the crap drilled out of my tooth.
Oh! you know who you look like?
(I cannot ever reply because peoples' hands are in my talking device)
There is this guy at the Gold's Gym he is a personal trainer.
(what!? I knew I should have worn make-up)
He looks just like he could be your brother. I should take a picture.
dental hygienist: maybe he is! do you have a...? (me frantically shaking my head)